Used for target practice by the King's guard, as toys by trolls and toothpicks by dragons, these goblins will have to think of ever more ingenious plans to survive their dark destiny and the troubles that lay ahead. good luck with that! Follow the adventures of a typical goblin village, including the goblin chief, engineer, mage, and the chosen one (a goblin with hair!) while they head straight onto their inevitable comedic demise as they try and try again to conquer the neighbouring castle, rob merchants and sometimes just survive.